Nature Barbie Oath...........

These boots were made for walkin and that's just what I am gonna do. I may need a cane, or walker to get there but nothing shall stop me!! Not varicose veins, arthritis, osteopriosis or the gout will stop me from my final destination. I am nature Barbie and if I wanna bitch about the hot weather, the mosquitoes, bird poop on my head its my right. If Grizzly Adams keeps eating cake and doesn't lose more weight than me he's allowed to escort me on these walks otherwise he can keep his hairy butt at home!!

"I promise to uphold the Barbie ways which include whining when you feel like it, being bitchy on cue and knowing that NO MATTER WHAT or WHO (yeah even if she is a rich, plastic surgery induced, exercise obsessed, bubble head) comes across my path - that I am Barbie.....beautiful and worthy!!! Size 6 or 60, Porsche or Pinto, flat belly and good boobs or pannus and dried prunes - I am AWESOME!!"